Uncle Seamus
A long lost story written by Uncle Seamus.
Learn to drive at the Triumph School of Motoring
Phoenix Park
(beside Hawthorn Circuit)
A Car fore every lesson
(the same car)
Full beginners Course only £ 50.00
Payable in advance.
In case of hardship, easy terms. Deposit £46.00
And 40 p per lesson.
Special Reduction for Schoolchildren provided they don’t bring their Birth Certificates or mention their ages.
Other driving schools teach beginners things like, the U turn, the turnabout, how to start on an incline etc. We don’t bother with any of that crap. We teach you all you need to to know about driving in 10 EASY LESSONS as detailed in our brochure
Lesson 1 How to drive there
Lesson 2 How to drive back ( without using reverse)
Lesson 3 How to drive there and back
Lesson 4 How to drive to the left
Lesson 5 How to drive to the right
Lesson 6 How to drive along a straight line
Lesson 7 How to drive everybody around the bend
Lesson 8 How to drive yourself around the bend
Lesson 9 How to stop driving abruptly using the ‘Head on method’
Finally - Lesson 10 How not to drive.
Many of the drivers who competed in the Phoenix Park Motor races last weekend were taught to drive at our School, true, some of them crashed, a few of them went off the course and finished up in various parts of the city and none of them won anything, but this is not bad considering our school only opened 2 weeks ago. And most of them only taught to drive on the day before the races.
We have also enlisted the co-operation of our good friends the CAPRI SCHOOL OF MOTORING, Cherryfield Road. All our indoor lectures and demonstrations will take place there. On Wednesday nights Ms. Betty Maguire will give a talk on the ‘Rules of the Road’
On Thursday night Mr. Frank Maguire will demonstrate the dismantling and re-assembly of the Ford Capri engine. Mr. Frank Maguire has never done this before but he informs us that he can perform this task in 51 minutes. However the highlight of this lecture course is on Friday night, - ‘The history of the Motor Car’ which motor car? Johns motor car of course. This lecture will be given by Mr. John Maguire (senior) Bass-Baritone, at 9 pm sharp.
A long lost story written by Uncle Seamus.
Learn to drive at the Triumph School of Motoring
Phoenix Park
(beside Hawthorn Circuit)
A Car fore every lesson
(the same car)
Full beginners Course only £ 50.00
Payable in advance.
In case of hardship, easy terms. Deposit £46.00
And 40 p per lesson.
Special Reduction for Schoolchildren provided they don’t bring their Birth Certificates or mention their ages.
Other driving schools teach beginners things like, the U turn, the turnabout, how to start on an incline etc. We don’t bother with any of that crap. We teach you all you need to to know about driving in 10 EASY LESSONS as detailed in our brochure
Lesson 1 How to drive there
Lesson 2 How to drive back ( without using reverse)
Lesson 3 How to drive there and back
Lesson 4 How to drive to the left
Lesson 5 How to drive to the right
Lesson 6 How to drive along a straight line
Lesson 7 How to drive everybody around the bend
Lesson 8 How to drive yourself around the bend
Lesson 9 How to stop driving abruptly using the ‘Head on method’
Finally - Lesson 10 How not to drive.
Many of the drivers who competed in the Phoenix Park Motor races last weekend were taught to drive at our School, true, some of them crashed, a few of them went off the course and finished up in various parts of the city and none of them won anything, but this is not bad considering our school only opened 2 weeks ago. And most of them only taught to drive on the day before the races.
We have also enlisted the co-operation of our good friends the CAPRI SCHOOL OF MOTORING, Cherryfield Road. All our indoor lectures and demonstrations will take place there. On Wednesday nights Ms. Betty Maguire will give a talk on the ‘Rules of the Road’
On Thursday night Mr. Frank Maguire will demonstrate the dismantling and re-assembly of the Ford Capri engine. Mr. Frank Maguire has never done this before but he informs us that he can perform this task in 51 minutes. However the highlight of this lecture course is on Friday night, - ‘The history of the Motor Car’ which motor car? Johns motor car of course. This lecture will be given by Mr. John Maguire (senior) Bass-Baritone, at 9 pm sharp.
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